Sunday 10 April 2016

You're Gonna Die

Okay, I admit it. I can't even remember which picture inspired this piece of writing, but enjoy :)

Man 1: I’m gonna kill you!
Man 2: I’m already dying you idiot.
Man 1:  Bullshit, it’s just a gunshot wound. You’ll survive. Well…no you won’t because I’m gonna kill you meself.
Man 3: Woah, dude, chill! He’s hurt.
Man 1: We’re all fuckin’ hurt and it’s his fuckin’ fault!
Man 2: How is it my fault? Someone get me a fuckin’ bandage. I’m bleeding all over the place.
Man 3: Righto. I’ll be right back. Are you gonna chill dude?
Man 1: Yeah. I’m fine. I just want someone to pay for this fuckin’ blood bath. We should never have been here.

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