A Good Walloping

This piece of generative writing was inspired by a picture of five people in their thirties. They were very bogun-like and standing in a run down shed.

Mum: Alright you lot. I know one of you did it. Own up or you’ll all get punished.

Fred: Wasn’t me.

Beth: Wasn’t me.

Mum: Joe? Kent? Adam?

Adam: I reckon it was Joe. He’s always doing that shit.

Joe: Fuck off!

Beth: He’s right you are.

Joe: Shut your mouth slag face, or I’ll shut it for ya.

Mum: Enough! I am tired of you lot fighting all the time. If one of you doesn’t own up soon I am going to wallop you all well and good. I don’t care if you’re 10 feet tall and 500 stone, I will still put you all over my knee.