Saturday 22 October 2016

Not The Jeep!

Angela’s kitchen. Tara sitting on edge of the table. Tara calls out the door.

TARA:                    I’m seeing him tonight.

Angela enters carrying some fresh cut flowers from the garden. She takes them to the sink, takes off her gloves and starts arranging them in a vase before finally putting them on the table.

ANGELA:              I only have instant, or there’s tea.

TARA:                    Did you hear me?

ANGELA:              I was trying not to.

TARA:                    I can’t drink tea in the morning.

ANGELA:              Instant it is then.

TARA:                    Do you have any wine?

ANGELA:              It’s 10:30!

TARA:                    God. You’re such a wowser. I want to tell you about Eddie!

ANGELA:              I don’t want to know.

TARA:                    Are you jealous?

ANGELA:              Of what?

TARA:                    It’s not like you’re getting any.

ANGELA:              I’m not interested in theft.

TARA:                    He’s not an object for me to steal. He has a mind of his own. Besides, he came on         to me.

ANGELA:              What about her?

TARA:                    What about her? Are you sure there’s no wine?

Tara opens fridge to look and grabs a bottle. Angela takes the bottle, puts it back and closes the fridge.

ANGELA:              Have you thought about the damage you will do if you continue with this?

TARA:                    I am not hurting her.

ANGELA:              I wish it was that simple.

TARA:                    It is. They aren’t really a couple any more.

ANGELA:              They still live together.

TARA:                    Yes, but it is just for the kids. They haven’t had sex for a year.

ANGELA:              Oh Tara.

Tara starts searching in Angela’s cupboards. Angela follows, closing the doors which Tara has left open.

TARA:                    Don’t ‘oh Tara’ me. You don’t know. You really only have instant coffee?

ANGELA:              I tell you what, let’s go to the cafe. We can have a real coffee and talk through this         with a bit of perspective.

A loud thud is heard followed by the tinkling of glass. Angela and Tara run to the door and Cinnamon runs in sobbing mightily.

CINNAMON:      It’s finished!

She throws herself into Tara’s arms.  Tara looks despairingly at Angela. Angela pries Cinnamon of and leads her to the table, sitting her down. Tara is looking out the door.

ANGELA:              Was that the Jeep?

CINNAMON:        It’s the Jeep.

TARA:                    It’s not the Jeep anymore…

Cinnamon bursts into another round of sobs. Angela panics and starts checking Cinnamon for injury.

ANGELA:              Oh my god. Are you hurt Cinnamon?

CINNAMON:         I want to die!

ANGELA:              I can’t see any blood. Where’s the pain?

TARA:                    In my neck.

Tara goes to the fridge and pulls out th bottle of wine and drinks from it as she joins them at the table.

CINNAMON:        Tara, you are the best!

Cinnamon grabs the bottle and starts skulling from it.

ANGELA:              Let me get glasses.

TARA:                    Don’t bother.

ANGELA:              But it’s not even 11…

TARA:                    We might need that instant coffee after all.

CINNAMON:        (Hiccuping) It’s destroyed!

ANGELA:              The Jeep?

TARA:                    I’m sure it’s just a ding.

CINNAMON:        My life!

ANGELA:              You have insurance. 

TARA:                    I don’t think she’s talking about the car.

CINNAMON:         Eddie’s leaving me!

Tara grabs the bottle and drinks.

ANGELA:              Oh…

CINNAMON:        Tara, I’m going to be just like you from now on. A strong, independent woman            who doesn’t need a man in her life.

ANGELA:              I think Tara’s been rather envious of your life Cin.

CINNAMON:        Nonsense. Look at her standing, er, sitting there on her own two..feet... She’s not          in copayments for a Jeep with anyone!

Angela and Tara look at each other. There is a bashing at the door.

EDDIE:                   Cinnamon, I know you’re in there.  I see the Jeep.

CINNAMON:         Oh god, the Jeep!

EDDIE:                   Cinny I don’t care about the Jeep. Are you okay? Are you hurt? Angela, let me             in!

Tara goes over and opens the door. Eddie sees Cinnamon and rushes to her. Cinnamon starts bawling
again.

EDDIE:                   Cinny, darling! Are you hurt? Let’s get you to the hospital.

ANGELA:              Relax Eddie. She’s fine. She’s just upset.

EDDIE:                   Thank god! I couldn’t bear it if anything happened to you Cin. You are the love             of my life/

TARA:                    Hello Eddie.

Eddie notices Tara for the first time and there is an uncomfortable silence where only the sound of
Cinnamon’s hiccupping recovery from crying is heard.

EDDIE:                   Tara.

TARA:                    Eddie.

Angela grabs the wine from the table and takes a swig.

ANGELA:              Well this is fun.

EDDIE:                   So you’re okay Cin?

TARA:                    No Eddie. She’s hurt.

EDDIE:                   Stay out of this.

TARA:                    I am this.

ANGELA:              Tara, don’t.

CINNAMON:        Tara, it’s okay. It’s not your problem.

TARA:                    Is it my problem Eddie?

EDDIE:                   It’s your fault.

ANGELA:              (To Tara) I warned you.

Angela skulls some of the wine.

CINNAMON:         It’s my fault. I am a terrible wife./

EDDIE:                   /You are the best wife in the world.
TARA:                    / You are a good wife. He is a lousy husband.

CINNAMON:         Eddie didn’t do anything wrong. I drove him to it.

ANGELA:              Cinnamon Davies that is not true and you know it. You are an amazing wife and           mother. He is the louse.

EDDIE:                   You don’t know what you’re talking about.

ANGELA:              I know everything.

EDDIE:                   (To Tara) You just couldn’t wait to break up my marriage, could you?

ANGELA:              Don’t blame Tara because you cheated on your wife.

CINNAMON:         What?

ANGELA:              You didn’t know?

TARA:                    Isn’t that what this is all about?

CINNAMON:          How do you know he’s cheating?

EDDIE:                   It’s a game we play.

CINNAMON:          I get upset about some pretend problem, he comforts me and we have great make          up sex.

TARA:                    No sex tonight I bet.

Tara grabs the wine and finishes what is in the bottle.

CINNAMON:         Angela, how do you know Eddie is cheating on me?

ANGELA:              You told me?

CINNAMON:          I said he was leaving me.

Tara strides to Cinnamon, stands her up and stares into her eyes.

TARA:                    Enough of this. Cinnamon, Eddie is cheating on you. I know this because he is             having an affair with me. He told me he didn’t love you any more and that you             and he were over.

Cinnamon stands motionless for a moment and Angela slowly pulls Tara away, leading her to the
door.

ANGELA:              I think it is time for us to get that coffee now. Go!

Angela pushes Tara out the door and follows. Cinnamon comes out of her trance.

EDDIE:                   Cinny, love. It was all her fault. She seduced me. What kind of friend would                 seduce her best friend’s husband, hey?

CINNAMON:         What kind of husband would sleep with her wife’s friend?

EDDIE:                   She came on to me!

CINNAMON:         You told her you don’t love me anymore?

EDDIE:                   Lies! She’s lying?

CINNAMON:         Get out. I want you out of the house before I get home.

EDDIE:                   Cinny, honey, we can work through this. You know how much I love you.

CINNAMON:          How long?

EDDIE:                   Not long.

CINNAMON:         You wanted to get caught. That’s why you chose my friend.

EDDIE:                   Nonsense.

CINNAMON:         It could have been anyone in the world.

EDDIE:                   I’m sorry.

CINNAMON:         Why didn’t you tell me you were unhappy?

EDDIE:                   I’m not. You’re perfect.

CINNAMON:         So why do you need Tara?

EDDIE:                   In a way you’re too perfect. I never feel like I can meet your standards.

CINNAMON:         It’s my fault?

EDDIE:                   In a way, yes!

CINNAMON:         I need you to leave now.

EDDIE:                   You don’t mean that.

CINNAMON:         I will get the divorce started.

EDDIE:                   But the kids!

CINNAMON:         It is better for them to not be around someone with your low values.

EDDIE:                   I’ll fight it. We were meant to be together.

CINNAMON:         GET OUT!

EDDIE:                   Okay, I’m leaving. We can talk once you’ve calmed down and are seeing reason.

He backs out the door warily. She follows, calling out after him.

CINNAMON:        My lawyer will be in touch. Oh, and I’m keeping the Jeep!

Black out.

EDDIE:                   Noooooooo….